Dear Qdoba,

to start let me just tell you i am quite the fan! i frequent you for lunch – usually at least once a week i’m standing in your line waiting to order your delicious food. your queso is my Kryptonite. but i have something to tell you… your trash cans are too small. your bowls don’t fit in your trash cans. i’m not sure exactly how you haven’t noticed this at this point but it needed to be brought to your attention. every time i leave your store now it leaves me a little salty as i have salsa and cheese and beans on my arm from trying to squeeze a square peg into a round hole. until you fix this problem i have resolved that i will smear sour cream under all of your tables. as it’s only fair if i have to get messy, so do you.

your burrito eating friend,


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